Pitch, Please! Pitch Your Single Friend @ The Thieves

Welcome to Pitch a Single Friend, the wildly fun, slightly chaotic night where friendship meets matchmaking. Think Dragon's Den, but for dating, with cocktails.

Brave (and maybe slightly mischievous) friends take the mic to pitch their fabulous single mates to a room full of eligible singles. Each 3 to 5 minute pitch is a celebration of what makes their friend a total catch, with humour, heart, and just enough sass. Expect 4 to 7 pitches through the night, with plenty of time in between to drink, flirt, and debate who's a 10/10.

Tickets: £11 to £13

📍 The Thieves, 51 Lavender Gardens, London SW11 1DJ 🕐 Thursday 24 September 2026, 19:00 to 22:00